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The bass ought to be a 2 string instrument!

Anthony Jackson was wrong!

All music without exception is far better off with the bass sticking to root notes!

Tradition is there to be followed, who needs all them fancy new ideas, only spell troubles as far as I am concerned.

In my opinion electricity was a mistake, look where it got us with global warming and all.

Hell, we should never have invented the wheel to start with, it all went downhill after that.

Just think about how many fires and deaths the discovery of how to make fire has cost us by now.

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Jaco who?

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I for one hate wheels... all my cars have square tyres. 

The truth is wheels don't actually exist, they were invented by the Democrats to derail Trump. 

Electricity is a hoax, God is actually responsible for the light that comes out of light bulbs. 

Fire isn't actually hot at all, or red. It's just a figment of our collective imagination caused by subliminal messages on Ozzy Osborne albums.

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16 hours ago, Baloney Balderdash said:

The bass ought to be a 2 string instrument!

Nonsense! 😡  It's not the amount of strings that counts. It's their length.
Simply remove the dusty end, doing away with neck dive at the same time.
Success!
😉

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