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(Inspired by @stewblack topic about Bass heaven)


There's an old joke, based on  crude outdated stereotypes unfortunately.....something like:
In Heaven the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and the bankers are Swiss - whereas in Hell the cooks are English, the policemen are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and the bankers are Italian. 

However the format's OK......... so I had a bash at a bass player version:

 - In Heaven the bass players have the image of Sid Vicious, the playing ability of Carol Kaye and the ego of John Deacon.

 - In Hell the bass players have the image of John Deacon, The playing ability of Sid Vicious and the ego of Carol Kaye.


Can anyone come up with a bass/musical version?

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8 hours ago, Newfoundfreedom said:

Nope. Hell is full of jazz musicians. 

At least, mine is. 

Au contraire. Heaven is a jazz musician is playing a blues. Hell is a guitarist playing ‘The Blues’.

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