**SOLD** 3 Bedroom House in Basildon. New Boiler, Triple Glazing, 2 Bathrooms, High Spec Kitchen, Solid Oak Flooring, Driveway for 2 Cars, Good Size Garden. (This is the 'sell ANYTHING' section right?) £308000 Basildon, Essex.

[binky_bass 2,170]

Anyone sold a house on Basschat before??? 😂

Might as well try to be the first! 

Looking for £308,000 for our very high spec (freshly renovated!) 3 bedroom terrace house. 

Driveway for 2 cars

Good size garden 

Triple glazing

New Boiler

New Carpet upstairs 

Solid oak flooring in the ample size lounge 

Brand new kitchen (wood flooring has been replaced with the same tiles as in picture 4)

3 good size bedrooms (brand new en-suite in one bedroom)

Brand new luxury bathroom

Anyone fancy it? This is absolutely genuine, our house is for sale

Edited October 16, 2020 by binky_bass

[SpondonBassed 7,307]

Is it any good for metal?

(GLWTS)

[BreadBin 2,768]

What's the weight please? 😛

[binky_bass 2,170]

4 minutes ago, BreadBin said:

What's the weight please? 😛

On the scales in comes in at a shade under 160,000 lbs. But with a good strap you wouldn't know it.

[binky_bass 2,170]

7 minutes ago, SpondonBassed said:

Is it any good for metal?

(GLWTS)

It's better for house.

Edited July 14, 2020 by binky_bass

[ahpook 2,078]

I'd be intetested in the bathroom, can I have first dibs if you decide to part it out ?

[binky_bass 2,170]

I hate all of you... ALL OF YOU!!!!

@ped, you could buy this as the BassChat South East Headquarters. Yes? Excellent. Send me a bag of cash marked 'swag' and we have a deal. 

[MacDaddy 7,474]

Are you sure you don't just want to get your money back, and sell it for what you paid for it? 😝

[ped 6,288]

I’d have taken it if you hadn’t modded it with a new boiler. 3 bedrooms? Jaco only needed one. 

[Daz39 1,367]

I was after something roofless, preferably no chimney marker either.

Does the door bell play like butter?

[BreadBin 2,768]

1 hour ago, binky_bass said:

I hate all of you... ALL OF YOU!!!!

@ped

Did you really expect any different?!

😛😂

[binky_bass 2,170]

Yes, I expected only relevant comments, some respect, and an instant sale... is that too much to ask????

😫😫

[AndyTravis 6,736]

Interested in trades?

I have a Local luthier made copy of a Fodera and an old trace Elliot SMX combo...

is shipping included?

 

(sorry)

[ped 6,288]

I prefer flats

[stevie 1,085]

You can't blame a bloke for trying. GLWTS!😊

[verb 57]

PayPal ok?

Sorry no F&F 

[Hellzero 4,027]

Does it come with the original hard case ?

[mentalextra 579]

Shame on you, that TV is nowhere near big enough for Essex?

[colleya 198]

Curses! I clicked on this ad to make ALL THESE JOKES. ⬆️

 

 

Nope. Got nothing now. GLWTS.

[fiatcoupe432 396]

Are the basses included in the sale?

[MB1 203]

....Now I warned you about this!

Remember last time when you tried to sell Buckingham palace to those nice Canadians?.

[tom1946 319]

We live in a 5 bed detached with 20' x 10' conservatory with garage and block paved drive for 4 cars in a great area and we'd be lucky to get 250k for it in the north east. Can't get over house prices in the south east.

GLWYS, house looks great.

[Jabba_the_gut 1,475]

That kitchen looks too new. Have you thought of putting an angle grinder to it to add some tasteful relic’ing? Be worth loads more then......

[Daz39 1,367]

3 hours ago, tom1946 said:

We live in a 5 bed detached with 20' x 10' conservatory with garage and block paved drive for 4 cars in a great area and we'd be lucky to get 250k for it in the north east. Can't get over house prices in the south east.

GLWYS, house looks great.

That's nothing! *4 Yorkshiremen tone*

I have a 4 bed semi with 2 lounges (converted the garage), a decent garden, a drive and it's worth about half what yours is. Blinkin Waitrose effect needed sharpish here!!

[binky_bass 2,170]

39 minutes ago, Jabba_the_gut said:

That kitchen looks too new. Have you thought of putting an angle grinder to it to add some tasteful relic’ing? Be worth loads more then......

I've done a good job relic-ing the bogs, does that count? Photos upon request.