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Nazi rules to combat jazz... yes, really.


musicbassman

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I thought there was plenty of coverage of the Auschwitz anniversary on TV, especially the news channels. It still chills me to realise that the brutality hadn’t started when I was born but was going on during my lifetime. Interestingly - if that’s an appropriate word - it was Belsen I first heard about and Aschwitz quite a while later. We thought they were simply prison camps and then the awful realisation came that they were indeed extermination camps on an industrial scale.

Never again!

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I'm not in any way comparing the ways of the BBC with Nazi regime but...

 

Rules for “stuff" aired on BBC radio

- Must NOT be invigorating, honest or inspiring

- Must be auto-tuned

- Must fall into the category of “indie-acoustic" or “R‘n'B / c-RAP"

- Must sound almost exactly the same as the song aired two songs prior

- Must advocate either; promiscuous sex, getting “crunked" or having a “good time"

- Must include words that aren't actually words i.e. “crunked"

- Must have a rich mummy or daddy, connections in the industry or be very, very good looking (a willingness to solicit oneself is a plus)

 

 

 

 

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I mean c'mon!!... Just take a look at Nick Grimshaw...  

 

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On 31/01/2020 at 17:15, musicbassman said:

care must be taken lest the string be allowed to patter on the sordine, which is henceforth forbidden

I have a hard enough time with learning slap, now I find out I've got to aquire a sordine to patter on... 😭

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