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After lunch ya say  ?

Set all phones on mute, then break open and neck some weird  seasonal alcoholic drinks that i never touch the rest of the year.  Scoff  some  festive cakes that are just regular cakes, but have their prices increased  at xmas.

Nod off on the sofa while the body gas is building nicely.

Fart and belch while still in the land of nod.  Wake up later,  feel like i've been fired out of a cannon, watch a film they put on every year, go to bed singing  "   as sheperds washed their socks by night all seated round a tub "  etc

Repeat on Boxing day

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8 hours ago, fleabag said:

After lunch ya say  ?

Set all phones on mute, then break open and neck some weird  seasonal alcoholic drinks that i never touch the rest of the year.  Scoff  some  festive cakes that are just regular cakes, but have their prices increased  at xmas.

Nod off on the sofa while the body gas is building nicely.

Fart and belch while still in the land of nod.  Wake up later,  feel like i've been fired out of a cannon, watch a film they put on every year, go to bed singing  "   as sheperds washed their socks by night all seated round a tub "  etc

Repeat on Boxing day

This is my exact Christmas.... except the weird Christmas liqueurs get opened at breakfast time and are consumed slowly and steadily throughout the day.

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