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For sale: 1963 Jazz bass,  lovingly restored by our experienced artisans to pristine ex-factory condition using period-correct materials and techniques and then reliced for a more authentic 'mojo' : 21000 Credits.

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BRAND NEW MODEL for 2052!
GibsonCorp™ (an OCP® Company) are proud to unveil the GIBSON LES PAUL©!

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In an exciting new very slightly different shade of Yellow®! everything else is exactly the same as it's been for the last 100 years 

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5 minutes ago, Daz39 said:

We still won't know which Bass is best for Metal.

The new Ibanez triplecut SGXLPM39000XRT+ will have a neck so thin you need an electron microscope to find it, but will come in 42 luxury finishes.

If it's good enough for Tom Araya's hologram, it's good enough for me...

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Brand New 'Acme MindBass' neural implant - simply plug yourself directly into the in room audio solution of your choice and think your bass lines into existence!

Effects built in and controlled by the Bass Face expression module -  scowl for overdrive, puff your cheeks for a fat sub octave, go boss eyed for filters (Caution - DO NOT SNEEZE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES)

Only selling as my mind wanders mid gig and then things can get a little tricky...

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-Translated from Ghrythinden to 20th/21st century English

Hey, fellow archaeologists!

We’re continuing our research and exploratory digs in some of the rather less polluted and safer areas of the small planet that we know as DMP 538695 - and was apparently called ‘Earth’ at some time in the distant past.

This object was unearthed a while ago and has been carefully cleaned. Carbon dating would suggest its over 5 million years old – but what is it? Any ideas?

Some experts have suggested that it has some sort of pagan or religious significance. The four metal ‘leaves’ at the top actually turn - maybe so they could be aligned with particular stars? And the metal ‘eye’ above the strange hieroglyphics was possibly to ward off evil spirits? And what on earth could it have been attached to – we are guessing maybe some sort of large ceremonial drinking vessel.  Let me know your thoughts!

 

 

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