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So ..... few times over the last few years i was lucky enough to do some music for advert and television ....

the guy was really nice and  he told me he saw a video contaning my music which i ve done for a media company in London . 

However , he told me they already have a  music composer that they have worked for years but he told me they are very busy and need a hand . when i asked him what kind of movie it was i was shocked ! Never done music for a porn tv before so i went for it . 

Checked the website and they have won loads of awards in the last 5 years,  big company . 

now , just purchased a 50 inch 4k tv just for this job ahahahahahahahaha

and another positive thing is that i can never get caught "sorry love im working "ahahahahahah

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Cant think what type of music they'd want for a plumber in a loin cloth fixing a washing machine owned by a lonely housewife with a body that could make  the Pope kick a hole in his stained glass window.

Funk garage jungle ?

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16 minutes ago, lurksalot said:

As an aside , the lad does a fair bit of editing work , and has had a share of editing private individuals home porn films. It’s work when the bills need paying ! 

Can he edit it to add some stuff in to make it last more than 30 seconds?

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10 hours ago, taunton-hobbit said:

The worst soundtrack I ever heard on an 'adult' movie,

was Match of the Day theme - looped...............

😎

As a kid, we all knew someone who had easy access to 5th generation copied porno on VHS cassettes.  

A mate of mine was very keen to show me a recording of something he thought I'd find hilarious but for all the wrong reasons; popping the tape in, there were trailers for forthcoming porno films.  The trailer in particular featured a blonde woman on a boat with two guys.

There was an America-accented dialogue with references to a 'double-banger sequence you'll never forget' and the accompanying music?  The theme from the Nicholas Parson's vehicle, Sale Of The Century.

It obviously etched itself onto our addled teenage minds.  I was out with him last night and 30+ years later it still gets a mention, one us us apeing the narrative while the other hums the theme tune.

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46 minutes ago, NancyJohnson said:

As a kid, we all knew someone who had easy access to 5th generation copied porno on VHS cassettes.  

A mate of mine was very keen to show me a recording of something he thought I'd find hilarious but for all the wrong reasons; popping the tape in, there were trailers for forthcoming porno films.  The trailer in particular featured a blonde woman on a boat with two guys.

There was an America-accented dialogue with references to a 'double-banger sequence you'll never forget' and the accompanying music?  The theme from the Nicholas Parson's vehicle, Sale Of The Century.

It obviously etched itself onto our addled teenage minds.  I was out with him last night and 30+ years later it still gets a mention, one us us apeing the narrative while the other hums the theme tune.

Let's hope I'll do such a good job 😉

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3 hours ago, toneknob said:

Do you think you'll play sitting down, or standing up with a strap on?

Says the man with a 'toneKnob'.

xD

 

I've never had any commissions for a porn film, but I have had three tracks synced from a library company for some horizontal jogging cues.

 (All EDM as well, not a Wah Wah in sight).

 

Good luck with it all.:hi:

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