watton_earth Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 I have 5 pairs to give away for free.... I bought another uneeded instrument last week which arrives tommmorow. The wife is going to flip.... So... The 5 most funny inventive lies / excuses will be sent these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 (edited) I don't need the strap-locks but my mate told his wife he'd put his name in a lucky draw hat in a guitar shop (and was sharp enough to tell her that he'd got a "CONGRATULATIONS, you've won" e-mail and that his prize was on the way) She even pointed out that the shop were a bit slow in not taking advantage of the photo opportunity when handing over the prize (Spooky, my mother-in-law lives in Watton, on Earth) Edited July 12, 2015 by leschirons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Apple Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 I pulled the ring out from my Prince Albert while cleaning my bass. I'm worried about the hole closing up, so if you send me a pair of these I can use them to bung the eye open before I get to the Blacksmith's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merello Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 I know where you live and I can confirm, your wife loves flipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number6 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 I bought another unneeded instrument last week which arrives tomorrow. The wife is going to flip if i don't swap all these basses around in their gig bags and pretend i've owned it years.....pretty much what she does with shoes and handbags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floFC Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 I bet I could drink 10 Grolsch in under 5 minutes and I won a bass. I am not making this up, look (and you show the 5 pars of Grolsch bottle seals). Voila... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismuzz Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 "Woman, I bought a new bass today. By the way, whats for dinner?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cameltoe Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Do what I do, and say you swapped it for other bass bits you had lying around in a trade deal. If your missus is anything like mine, she knows the basses I have, but doesn't have a clue about amps, cabs, pedals or other bits. 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfretrock Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 But I didn't buy the bass, Dave Grolsch gave it to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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