2x18 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 This takes the meaning of Relic to another level! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/THE-ULTIMATE-FENDER-RELIC-STRATOCASTER-/261782062542?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cf36d45ce He also has a 70s Vox Escort solid state Bass amp for £375.00 Buy it now --My Escort Bass amp is in way better condition than that and I would only value mine at around £120.00! Will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howdenspur Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Not so much "relic" as "run over by a burning tank". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 For when you really need that "spent 5000 years up a Stegosaurus' bum" look. Amaze. Jon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger2611 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 So is he suggesting Fender learnt everything they know about relicing from this guy.....they possibly learnt one thing only.....how not to do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmedunc Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 It looks like its got leprosy? What (if anything) is going through his mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk_lefty Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 It even looks wet on the big welts under the bridge. Is it wet? I don't understand!!!??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drax Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 It's terrifying. Looks contagious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 [quote name='uk_lefty' timestamp='1424297843' post='2694989'] It even looks wet on the big welts under the bridge. Is it wet? I don't understand!!!??? [/quote] Dinosaur sh!t. J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great harry Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Looks like someone has got it confused with the bog brush. Or the bog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyTravis Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Looks like utter sh*t. Waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) I think it looks OK - after all it is a guitar - I've got no issues with people setting alight to guitars - I'd have a different opinion if it was a bass.. Edited February 19, 2015 by TheGreek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inthedoghouse Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I'm not usually one for recommending corporal punishment, but in this case ... That poor guitar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk_lefty Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I'm going to buy a load of second hand Squiers, sail out to a buoy a few miles off the Scarborough coast and anchor them down so that the waves smash them in to some rocks, limpets grip on to them, the chrome tarnishes and they stink. £500 each, anyone in?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 careful, you'll probably start a new fad to "sea-worn" basses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushbo Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Someone asked the seller for his "buy it now" price. £375. Free postage tho'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 He's also selling a [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GENUINE-IRISH-GHOST-IN-BOTTLE-/261758416360"]ghost in a bottle[/url]. Just £430 to you. Imagine what a full-size ghost must cost. J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Who'd have thought of using Marmite to relic a guitar? Not me, that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul S Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 [quote name='Bassassin' timestamp='1424392421' post='2695979'] He's also selling a [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GENUINE-IRISH-GHOST-IN-BOTTLE-/261758416360"]ghost in a bottle[/url]. Just £430 to you. Imagine what a full-size ghost must cost. J. [/quote] I prefer my spirits draught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk_lefty Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Well played Paul S!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 [quote name='Paul S' timestamp='1424429139' post='2696163'] I prefer my spirits draught. [/quote] J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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