SpaceChick Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Didn't have time to post this yesterday, but yesterday was certainly a first for me!! So, our drummer plays to a click track (important for all the Floyd sound effects), he's an amazing drummer and a pleasure to play with. Yesterday, we were running through Brain Damage, and all of a sudden his drumming became more erratic. I thought we'd probably lost our way against the click and he was trying to get back on track, so did my absolute best to try and lock back in, which threw off our keys and guitarist. We limped through to the end of the track and the drummer got up, started screaming and running around the rehearsal hall grabbing his crotch. In amongst his cries he said "Debs, why on earth did you follow me?" I replied "It's my job to lock in with you, I thought you were trying to get us back on track against the click track". His reply to me was "Your timing was all spot on, I just had cramp in my bollocks" I shouldn't laugh.... But.... However, I think I went up in his estimations slightly for desperately trying to lock in with him, despite his obvious temporary issues!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieBass Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 You mean you don't have a secret signal for "Debs you take the beat 'cos I've got cramp in my balls"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judo Chop Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Can you even get bollock cramp? Sounds hilarious and painful at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTUK Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 On a serious note, if you are that tight to click you might not hear it..which can be disconcerting in itself.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Some drummer, huh..? Can't even stay in time whilst scratching his whats'its..! [size=4] [/size] [size=4] [/size] [size=4] [/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus Lukin Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 (edited) - Edited February 22, 2022 by Jus Lukin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary mac Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I think your drummer needs to get his tackled checked over. I've never heard of bollock cramp. Your duty as bass player does NOT extend to offering this service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Thus proving that drumming is a right pain in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fumps Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Eeeeeek !!!! classic though [quote name='Jack Cahalane' timestamp='1409583117' post='2541137'] Can you even get bollock cramp? Sounds hilarious and painful at the same time [/quote] I once got it in my yunky patch .....ya know the bit between berty bum hole & Ya nut sack .....looks a bit like a Klingons forehead. That hurt like nothing i've felt before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allighatt0r Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 [quote name='fumps' timestamp='1409584340' post='2541170']I once got it in my yunky patch .....ya know the bit between berty bum hole & Ya nut sack .....looks a bit like a Klingons forehead. That hurt like nothing i've felt before. [/quote] I've had that too. It certainly adds a bit of zing to a sneeze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I can lock this thread, you know.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fumps Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 [quote name='Bilbo' timestamp='1409584652' post='2541175'] I can lock this thread, you know.... [/quote] Yeh Debs stop lowering the tone !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 [quote name='Bilbo' timestamp='1409584652' post='2541175'] I can lock this thread, you know.... [/quote] Too late, I fear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judo Chop Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 [quote name='fumps' timestamp='1409584340' post='2541170'] Eeeeeek !!!! classic though I once got it in my yunky patch .....ya know the bit between berty bum hole & Ya nut sack .....looks a bit like a Klingons forehead. That hurt like nothing i've felt before. [/quote] Ah you mean the gooch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 [quote name='Jack Cahalane' timestamp='1409586710' post='2541204'] Ah you mean the gooch! [/quote] Yes, the taint... the biffin bridge... and so on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scalpy Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 [quote name='Jack Cahalane' timestamp='1409586710' post='2541204'] Ah you mean the gooch! [/quote] Or boffer's bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scalpy Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 [quote name='Jack Cahalane' timestamp='1409586710' post='2541204'] Ah you mean the gooch! [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChick Posted September 1, 2014 Author Share Posted September 1, 2014 [quote name='gary mac' timestamp='1409583786' post='2541155'] I think your drummer needs to get his tackled checked over. I've never heard of bollock cramp. Your duty as bass player does NOT extend to offering this service [/quote] Phew!! [quote name='Bilbo' timestamp='1409584652' post='2541175'] I can lock this thread, you know.... [/quote] Spoil sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee4 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 [quote name='scalpy' timestamp='1409587918' post='2541227'] Or boffer's bridge. [/quote] The isnae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@23 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Cramp in the nards, eh? My life was better before I knew this was possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 (edited) [quote name='M@23' timestamp='1409594052' post='2541303'] Cramp-in-the-Nards [/quote] It's a small village in Gloucestershire. Just down the road from Frisby-in-the-Nude. Edited September 1, 2014 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChick Posted September 1, 2014 Author Share Posted September 1, 2014 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1409594196' post='2541306'] It's a small village in Gloucestershire. Just down the road from Frisby-in-the-Nude. [/quote] That's just left of itch-in-the-boob isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 [quote name='SpaceChick' timestamp='1409595745' post='2541331'] That's just left of itch-in-the-boob isn't it? [/quote] Yes. Yes, it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skej21 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Ah, the mushroom cloud of pain caused by groin cramp. There's not much worse, poor fella! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mornats Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I've sat on one of mine whilst sitting down for a meeting at work. Try hiding that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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