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[quote name='doctor_of_the_bass' post='212803' date='Jun 4 2008, 10:18 PM']Heheh

I might buy this so I can say my bass has the most strings on it:

[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/15-STRING-BASS-PERCUSSIVE-CHAPMAN-STICK-TECHNIQUE_W0QQitemZ180249836567QQihZ008QQcategoryZ4713QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/15-STRING-BASS-PERCU...1QQcmdZViewItem[/url][/quote]

I think an endorsement with a sting manufacturer is in order for keeping that thing on the road...!

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what a disgusting looking instrument

anythin over 7 strings is just daft for a bass, just isnt needed imo at all, sound samples that iv heard from such instruments just dont sound anythin like 'bass' to me

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I definitely wouldn't dare to try playing it in public (props to those who do and can) but I would really like to have a play with one. Why not? It doesn't hurt anyone (I don't think??) and that alone is better than doing other stuff like the hoovering - or ironing, before Ste_m3 gets at me again!

ped

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Here's where that object of delight probably came from:

[url="http://stores.ebay.com/tropicalmoonmusic"]http://stores.ebay.com/tropicalmoonmusic[/url]

Home to its hillbilly brothers & sisters, a variety of implausible, improbable & almost certainly downright unplayable inbred mutations. There's probably a left-handed, triple-neck version of the same thing in there somewhere.

Jon.

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yep, it's a Tennessee bass.

check out this review of the 10-string version-
[url="http://reviews.harmony-central.com/reviews/Electric+Bass/product/Tennessee/10+String+Bass/10/1"]http://reviews.harmony-central.com/reviews...tring+Bass/10/1[/url]

".......this is the biggest turd I've ever laid my hands on...."

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There was a music shop owner on one of the early morning "news" programmes on TV a few weeks ago with a six neck guitar that I think came from the same source. He claimed he'd sold it to an act where six people where going to play it at once.

My favourites are the ones where they stick two unrelated necks together.

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[quote name='SJA' post='213261' date='Jun 5 2008, 03:10 PM']yep, it's a Tennessee bass.

check out this review of the 10-string version-
[url="http://reviews.harmony-central.com/reviews/Electric+Bass/product/Tennessee/10+String+Bass/10/1"]http://reviews.harmony-central.com/reviews...tring+Bass/10/1[/url]

".......this is the biggest turd I've ever laid my hands on...."[/quote]


"Similar Products: Music Man StingRay" :) :huh: :huh:

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Just one look at that bridge has me hurling. A touchstyle instrument needs individually-adjustable-[b]everything[/b] to work effectively. Someone should tell those Tennessee jokers that sticking "Professional" on something's name does not actually make it professional quality. :)

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[quote]It will require an unorthodox playing technique[/quote]

It will require a short sharp journey to a skip. It's ridiculous, I can sort of see the point of the Siamese necks, at least they look cool, would be a great talking point hanging off your wall, but this 15 string is stupid.

The idea was probably nicked off the guy that made one on Youtube and get 5 colours of poo flamed out of him :)

At least it seems like they were sensible enough to put in two truss-rods, although 3 wouldn't have been overkill... I heard a long while ago the string tension on a 4 string is something stupid like 70 pounds... If you listen carefully, you can hear this thing groaning in agony.

It's even got P-bass styling! :huh:

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[quote name='allighatt0r' post='213857' date='Jun 6 2008, 01:37 PM']The idea was probably nicked off the guy that made one on Youtube and get 5 colours of poo flamed out of him :)[/quote]
That's precisely what it is. And the siamese-neck thing is a rip-off of this:

[url="http://www.microphoneheaven.com/guitarbass/"]http://www.microphoneheaven.com/guitarbass/[/url]

How we LOL'd when that first appeared. Seems they didn't quite get the joke down in Buttf***, Tennessee... :huh:

J.

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there's one of those 5-necks in the window of Macari's, Charing cross road.

actually- they've gone and got a 6-neck one now!
[url="http://www.macaris.co.uk/product_full.asp?productID=824&typeID=7&catID=1"]http://www.macaris.co.uk/product_full.asp?...D=7&catID=1[/url]

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