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  1. MacDaddy

    https://metalinjection.net/news/feuds/eddie-van-halen-once-pointed-a-gun-at-fred-durst-after-durst-wouldnt-give-his-gear-back

    Food for thought! 😆

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    2. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      Here's another link to the same story.

    3. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      https://pagesix.com/2020/04/25/eddie-van-halen-pulled-a-gun-on-fred-durst-book/

    4. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      Snap

  2. MacDaddy

    If I had a flag, today it would be flown at half-mast...

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    2. Teebs

      Teebs

      If I had a flag, I'd be changing it to something more optimistic :(

    3. prowla

      prowla

      whassup?

    4. MacDaddy

      MacDaddy

      Technically, we're not allowed to talk about it! 😉

  3. MacDaddy

    Ooh, I won the day. Yay me!

    Do I win £5?

    1. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      Sure.  You even get a choice...

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    2. MacDaddy

      MacDaddy

      Muscle weighs more than fat, so I'll take the muscle ;)

  4. MacDaddy

    Profile pic changed, in line with Basschat Secret Santa tradition :) 

    1. Mykesbass

      Mykesbass

      Didn't visit me this year 😞

    2. Mykesbass

      Mykesbass

      Turns out I'd just missed the thread - your update was the only thing I'd seen, so thanks!

    3. MacDaddy

      MacDaddy

      Doh! Next Christmas seems so far away...

  5. MacDaddy

    Well flap me sideways, I've done it again. How nice. 3 times in the last 4 days.

    🍾🎉🎊

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    2. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      It's interesting how posting bad jokes gets you points.

      When this little lot is over maybe you should try and make your fortune in the Christmas cracker joke writers' community...?

      I shouldn't take the wee-wee.  It's good for morale.  Carry on.

    3. MacDaddy

      MacDaddy

      It's definitely not my in depth bass knowledge that's popular! 😝

    4. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      It's like when you have to do drinks after work.  You don't really want to spend your down time talking shop.

  6. MacDaddy

    Wondering what happened to my old 6 string Shuker? Sold it on here (or previous incarnation) over 10 years ago, but it's not in my Feedback...

    1. Owen

      Owen

      Do you have a pic? It might have gone through my hands.

    2. MacDaddy

      MacDaddy

      I'm sure I do somewhere but can't find. I'll keep looking...

  7. MacDaddy

     

    I asked my North Korean friend what it was like living there. She said 'I can't complain '.

  8. MacDaddy

    After seeing their energy bills rise, my local Chinese restaurant has been trying to save money.

    They say they can't turn all the lights off, but they do dim some.

     

    1. Happy Jack

      Happy Jack

      That is so outrageously awful that I rather wish I'd thought of it ...

  9. MacDaddy

    Baby On Board = fine
    Baby Superglued To MDF = not

    1. AinsleyWalker

      AinsleyWalker

      Baby on board 😞
      Pedal on board 😎

    2. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

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  10. MacDaddy

    BREAKING NEWS: Medics have rushed into the I’m a Celeb camp after Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion. The venomous, creepy creature known for causing pain and death is said to be moaning about his sore finger. 

    No update on the health of the scorpion though...

     

     

     

     

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Hope the Scorpion wasn't harmed too much.

  11. MacDaddy

    Computer: choose a password

    Me: hi-hat 

    Computer: password can not contain symbols 

     

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    2. prowla

      prowla

      Baffling, isn't it?

    3. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      Infinitely.

    4. Alien

      Alien

      Ba-dum tish!

       

  12. MacDaddy

    Dickens: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

     

    Schrödinger: nice!

  13. MacDaddy

    GNU Terry Pratchett 

    1. Bigwan

      Bigwan

      🐐

    2. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      He is much missed...thanks for the reminder

  14. MacDaddy

    I asked a lady out for a drink, she said how about 8 tomorrow?

    No, I said, that's too many.

    1. Mykesbass

      Mykesbass

      I saw this today in a similar vein - A man was visiting his home town in Wales having been living in the US for 40 years. Someone asked why he moved. Because of a woman. That's nice, who was she? Margaret Thatcher.

  15. MacDaddy

    I entered a fancy dress competition yesterday dressed as a giraffe.

    I didn't win, but at least I can hold my head up high...

  16. MacDaddy

    I just called the paranoia hotline.

    A guy answered "how the hell did you get this number‽".

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    2. prowla

      prowla

      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

    3. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      That's right...we are 👽🤖

    4. LeftyJ

      LeftyJ

      I asked my local library for a book about paranoia. They whispered "Behind you".

  17. MacDaddy

    I thought about having a Bucks Fizz this Boxing Day morn, but I'm having trouble making my mind up...

    1. Reggaebass

      Reggaebass

      That’s the Land of make believe 😁

  18. MacDaddy

    I went to the Doctor's because I keep painting myself gold.

    He said not to worry, I just have a gilt complex.

    1. andybassdoyle

      andybassdoyle

      wonderful! - is this the bad jokes thread reborn clandestine? I do hope so

       

    2. Happy Jack

      Happy Jack

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    3. pete.young

      pete.young

      Someone in a James Bond film died from being painted with gold. But what a lovely finish.

  19. MacDaddy

    I'm just sitting here wondering how I never noticed there is a Turd in Saturday...

    1. BillyBass

      BillyBass

      🤣 good spot.

       

      We have a gig on Saturday week, I think we should advertise it: 'Take the turd out of Saturday, come and see us play'

    2. Jean-Luc Pickguard

      Jean-Luc Pickguard

      Just wait until you see what's in Scunthorpe

  20. MacDaddy

    I'm starting a flight company exclusively for bald people.

    It's called Receding Airlines. 

    1. Clarky

      Clarky

      Is that a re-branded FinnAir ?

    2. BillyBass

      BillyBass

      ...and an associated travel company: Air Today gone tomorrow.

       

      Ok I know that's bad but MacDaddy started it.

  21. MacDaddy

    I'm thinking of killing off some characters in the book I'm writing.

    It'll certainly spice up my autobiography...

  22. MacDaddy

    If alcohol can damage your short term memory, just think what alcohol can do.

     

    1. petecarlton

      petecarlton

      Ha ha

       

       

       

       

      Ha ha

       

       

       

      Ha ha

  23. MacDaddy

    It takes guts to be an organ donor.
     

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Yep...real heart

  24. MacDaddy

    Just found out that a dentist near me has been arrested for selling drugs. Shows you how wrong you can be about people. I had been going to him for over 10 years. Never knew he was a dentist.

    1. plankspanker

      plankspanker

      Bwahaha!

  25. MacDaddy

    Lucy, in the sky, with diamonds.

    John Lennon never quite got the hang of Cluedo

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Classic!

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