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21 hours ago, StingRayBoy42 said:

Do you know why cows wear bells?

Because the horns don't work.

What's the difference between a cow and an orchestra?

On a cow, the horns are at the front, and the a***hole's at the back.

Multi-guitar stand by Chord, designed to take five guitars or basses. Enough space in each slot for a typical acoustic guitar body. I must have had this for 10-odd years, and it's showing a few signs of wear, but it still does the job perfectly well.

Collection from KT1 preferred, but I may be able to post it if I can find a suitable box - drop me a PM if interested in shipping.

£10, or make me an offer!

2 hours ago, la bam said:

I'm sure it's just my style (finger style) and nothing to do with the actual basses, but I can just not get a lively sound out of a precision or jazz. I sound instantly dull, despite fitting in the mix. But now with stingrays (all be it budget ones) everything come to life. 

It's funny how some basses just seem to 'suit' the way you play...and some really don't! Jazzes are the awkward one for me: I've heard lots of people, from big names like Geddy Lee down to some-other-bloke-at-a-jam-night, get great tones out of them, but I've never been happy when I try playing one myself. And yet, pass me a Precision or a T-bird, and I'm laughing. Glad to hear you've found "your" bass type!

54 minutes ago, scalpy said:

It won’t be a surprise to learn I was eventually replaced on the session by Pino Palladino. The client was on a huge ego spending trip and had no interest in a Hereford Hillbillies’ input into his project. I thought Pino did a decent impression of me as it turns out 🤣

Good grief, what was this guy's budget like?

(It wasn't Tommy Wiseau, was it?)

2 hours ago, Huge Hands said:

It sure would.  Smallest venue ever!

Yeah, probably the smallest I've ever played! I had a run of gigs there a few years ago myself - this must have been around 2011-ish. I think by that point the owner was really leaning on his connection to Amy Winehouse, as the walls were covered in paintings of her, with portraits of one or two other famous musicians tucked into the corners. Pretty good portraits, to be fair, but it was a bit unsettling having her face staring back at you from every angle!

50 minutes ago, chris_b said:

My advice to the OP would be to keep a rig handy. You never know when your circumstances might change.

This is the crux of it really - it depends so much on the PA system at the gig! If the band's bringing its own small-ish PA that's only really handling vocals and maybe an acoustic guitar, you're best bringing your ABM and cab(s). If the venue has a massive in-house system that handles everything, save your back and bring a decent DI/preamp. (I wish I'd learned that lesson sooner...)

On 20/03/2024 at 09:02, Huge Hands said:

In the late 00's, the band I was in turned up to a regular monthly gig on a Saturday night in Central London.  As we got there, a van pulled up and another band started getting stuff out.

 

The bar owner came running out an apologised profusely, saying that Amy Winehouse's friends had booked the whole bar for a birthday bash for her and that he forgot to cancel us...

This bar wouldn't be Jazz After Dark, in Soho, would it?

I recently sold a hard case to Andy. Very nice chap, and a pleasure to do business with. (Our cat seemed to like him as well, which I always take as a good sign!)

12 hours ago, badger said:

many thanks Ralph 👍

Many thanks to you too, Andy! Pleasure doing business with you - do you have a feedback thread I can populate in return?

46 minutes ago, Jean-Luc Pickguard said:

I think this is called 'Ode To A Dying Cow' by Steve 'Wishbass' Wishnevsky

 

A particularly moo-ving piece of music...

I'm not sure what's more awesome: the fact that you were on TV (on the Beeb, no less!), or the fact that you can play a sousaphone!

Have you considered the high-brow legend that is "Unclef**ker" from the South Park Movie?

Personally I find that they're quite useful for getting making the strings a bit slicker, and easier to glide over. Judging by the dust on my pickguards under my usual right-hand position, I'm leaving a lot of shredded fingertip on and around the strings! So whilst the audible difference is a bit on the subtle side*, I can definitely feel a difference.

*I have also noticed it's more audible on acoustic instruments than electric (like so many of these things...)

15 hours ago, Mickeyboro said:

Pretty sure Rick only played with them on one studio track and was paid in beer! 

 

Can you really see the man who ate a curry in stage with Yes staying behind a curtain? I can’t!
 

 

I suspect you're right - I almost certainly heard that one from a drummer I worked with for many years, who devoured rock star biographies and was chock full of music biz anecdotes just like that. I have long suspected that roughly 50% of them were mis-remembered or just plain made up!

1 hour ago, lidl e said:

My buddy Scott was Dio's keyboardist from 1991 until he passed. He also toured with Heaven and Hell but they made him play backstage!

 

 

I've heard before that Sabbath (and so presumably H&H too) had a weird bee in their bonnet about keyboard players being visible onstage...didn't Rick Wakeman get stuffed behind a curtain when he toured with them?

55 minutes ago, Len_derby said:

The band was Parasight. They called it a day when Danny De La Cruz moved to London and joined Inglorious. The rest of them are still involved in music although not as high-profile as Danny. Joe the bass player is with Eddie and the Wolves. The drummer, Tom, went to study music full-time in Birmingham. The other guitarist, another Tom (Platts) is playing in a covers band while completing a Masters degree in music production at Derby University.  Were you part of the local scene then, or just visiting the Vic? 

Indeed it was Parasight! Glad to hear the others are still in music one way or another; they were a lovely bunch and all really good musicians.

We were very much passing through - the band was called Cherry White, and a local group called Thunderous Jones were headlining. Were you there that evening, by any chance?

The nearby "Worst Auditionee" thread has been hilarious (thank you all!) - but it's thrown up a couple of stories of auditionees who turned out to be absolutely stellar musicians and went on to greater things. I assume, between us, we've a few more stories about somebody you played with / drank with / had an argument with who you've since seen on the telly or suchlike.

My example: played a gig with two or three other bands at The Victoria in Derby back in 2015(?), and we were a bit surprised when the first band loaded in - they didn't look old enough to be there! (In fact, I think a couple of them were only 16 and there with a parent!) But they were really good. Hard rock with harmonised guitars, definite shades of Maiden and Wishbone Ash. Nice guys, too.

I never did know what happened to the band - or where the others ended up - but one of the guitarists was clearly destined for greater things. He now plays lead guitar for Inglorious, and I'm pretty sure I heard about him starring as a young iteration of Slash in a biopic about Guns 'n' Roses.

Over to you...

On 06/03/2024 at 18:11, Rich said:

Against my own better judgment, I present 'Wishadelic Demotune', a mix of two of the great audible art installations of the past decade - namely, Psychedelic Tuning and the infamous Wishbass Demo from youtube.

I apologise in advance if this causes distress or genuine harm. It may be an idea to remove small children or animals from the room first. 

 

 

I never thought I'd find myself wishing that the Psychedelic Tuning track could be brought up a bit louder in the mix. But there are moments where it isn't quite covering up that...erm...microtonal fretless line!

I don't know if it's strictly an audition, if a guitarist has cobbled together a bunch of mates to hurriedly form his own band, but it was certainly a tedious experience. To be fair, many of us will have joined various "bands" at school which had no plan, and didn't survive beyond a couple of rehearsals, but this one stood out as interesting. Mostly because I'd never realised that the guitarist forming the band could even play the guitar.

The singer, I already knew as competent. The drummer was new to me, but he seemed pretty adept, if frighteningly hyperactive. But the guitarist...could only play one song. Given he'd asked me whether I wanted to join his indie/pop-punk group, I think we were all a little surprised to find that the only song he could play was Summer Days.

Yep: the song from Grease.

I wish I'd been a bit less diplomatic, and suggested we knock it on the head after twenty minutes. But instead, I somehow agreed to come back the next week, by which time he'd managed to learn a Green Day song. Just the one. Made for a less tedious hour than the first session, but it was a long time before I could bring myself to listen to Longview again...

UPDATE:

Looks like we have a buyer - on hold for now!

On 22/02/2024 at 11:10, pete.young said:

Sometimes you need to do this if you go for in-ear monitors - good ear buds will block out most of the drums.

Good point - I hadn't considered the IEM angle!

So, just to clarify - are you playing the standard "open position" A chord shape? If so, @Mykesbass is spot on (and it is a nice chord!) Or have you shifted everything up one string, so you have the open D string, and are on the 2nd fret for the G, B and E? If so, you have DMaj7, which is also very pleasant.

18 minutes ago, Barking Spiders said:

 British rap aka Grime and most UK originated dance/electronica stuff (Garage, drum n' bass, breakbeat) has never broken through in the US, though I spose Dubstep sort of did albeit  an American version. It's also kind of peculiar that while Black Sabbath, Led Zep and Judas Priest are credited as pioneers of hard rock/metal, no such major scene/genre has ever come out of the UK unlike in N America with Grunge, Post Grunge, Nu Metal and Thrash.

Weirdly, I wonder whether Grime suffered from a similar issue that stopped a lot of old-school prog rock groups getting breaking through stateside - it's "too British". Granted, the artists are typically from very different demographics, but just as Gabriel-era Genesis, Soft Machine, etc might have sounded too eccentric to (most) American ears, what (admittedly little) I've heard of Stormzy or Tinie Tempah is so evocative of the run-down corners of British cities, I can imagine it sounding a bit alarming to a foreign audience.

For recording, I do a variant on Glyn Johns - one on the kick, two overheads, and then an extra one on the snare (I play traditional grip, and I'm no shed builder).

For FoH...where are you playing? Pub or small club, even the kick drum sometimes feels unnecessary! Hammersmith Apollo, you might need a little more PA support.

(PS apologies if you already have your mics, but I did a video on budget mics for a Glyn Johns-style setup, if it's at all useful: https://youtu.be/mJuHERnZTRE)

I'd like to report a fault with this survey. There appears to be no option for "cry."