We played a super crap evening a working mans club, won't name it, but basically they expected a Madness covers band. We're not a Madness covers band. We never said we were, just a Ska band with a couple of Madness tunes in there. We had to play for 3 hours, there was hardly a ripple of applause anywhere.
At the end of the gig, rather spitefully our front man said 'Thanks you very much, see you next time'
From the darkest recess of the furthest corner, some cretin croaked 'I 'ope note'...