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  1. more of a lame to fame but I put up curtain tracks for a mate and his missus asked me about my music. I'm a bass player I said. Oh my uncle plays bass. Oh yes, is he local would I know him? No uncle John doesn't live around here. You might have heard of him though. He used to play with Queen.
    9 points
  2. Well for the first time I actually really enjoyed playing last night. It was our first ever festival. Only a small affair, and the sound guy was useless. But the band were really tight and the crowd were great. Whether this was a light at the end of the tunnel, or just a one off remains to be seen, but fingers crossed.
    6 points
  3. I was just wondering whether it would be good to have a stolen gear category, having been the victim of a couple of thefts over the years? As most stuff will probably end up on eBay, second hand shop, or similar perhaps it would be cool to be able to upload photos of what's gone missing here? Any thoughts?
    5 points
  4. Initially thought someone wanted a BC section for the selling of stolen gear 😀
    5 points
  5. I found myself in a queue of vehicles in front of her's a long time ago. No security. Her first album had been on heavy rotation in our car as one of the few albums my whole family could happily listen to at the same time. I wanted to say something but decided that "we really like your album" was lame in the extreme so opted to say nothing. I used to play in anothet band and the pianist kept saying he had found a percussionist at a party in the mountains and wanted to bring him along to sit in. We just said no. That inveriably meant a bloke with one bongo and a dog on a piece of string. He eventually ground us down and bloke rolled into the gig with a full van of proper perc and make us sound like a million dollars. We cornered the pianist during the break and demanded "Who IS this guy?!?" "Oh, he's Peter Gabriel's drummer, did I not mention that?"
    4 points
  6. Just remembered this. I got my youngest daughter some VIP tickets to go and see Prof Green a few years ago. We do work for his agency and they owed me a favour. Anyway, she had a great night, and she said she told a few people she knew the Dave Pearce (DJ) very well to make her sound cool. Apparently it worked. First time and last time my daughter has used my name to get a drink lol.
    4 points
  7. On meeting folks from bands etc I always assume everyone else is an idiot and adjust my appraisal from there on. If an 'idiot' asks to borrow kit at a gig I've got to also assume said idiot didn't have the capacity to organise himself/his gear or cares so little that they think someone will sort stinky poo out for them in which case either way the answer is NO. As a young man I did a gig supporting a band who were over from Sweden. Bassist hadn't brought his bass and manager asked if he could use mine; I agreed and I watched in horror as at the end of the gig he took his frustration at not getting the adulation they expected by throwing my bass to the floor. I ended up punching him out and a ruck ensued between bands... it's only Rock N Roll. Feel sorry for the OP, hope all is sorted and a lesson for all.
    4 points
  8. Or you could just kill them, and then spit on them afterwards. They won’t do it again
    4 points
  9. Arian's a lovely chap, a rotund little ball of fun when he's not stabbing Triad envoys in the eye; but it's his older brother Fatbardh who takes care of the money. 50% upfront, 50% within 28 days is the deal, all expenses must be receipted, so pretty much industry standard. Thankfully, Fatbardh doesn't have the Kukësa lip, but try not to notice his missing ear, nose, hand and foot, his twitch, his shrill, high-pitched voice and his inability to pronounce the letters R, W and Y. Other than that it's a cakewalk.
    4 points
  10. I would like to proffer my profound thanks for that timely and sage advice. While it would never occur to me to comment on a colleague's physical peculiarities, it would not do to display an involuntary reaction. Particularly as I have just been contacted by a 'Mr A' inquiring about a bus. Speedy work, Mr Del Var. I trust he pays promptly?
    4 points
  11. Finally picked up my new Cobia from Alpher HQ today a 4 string to go with my 5er. It's bloody lovely and sounds amazing with the Nordstrand Big Man pickup, just passive this time but with a 3 way toggle for single coil, series and parallel, I have to say its spot on and only weighs 7lb 2oz (most of that will be the pickup!) Hipshot hardware all round makes Jeff a very happy bunny!
    3 points
  12. Just been watching the Andertons/Marcus Miller video, and MM states Sire use plastic knobs on their previous basses as using the wrong metal affects the tone. Now they have devised a way to add plastic inserts in to the metal knobs. Next week the Emperor gets his new clothes....
    3 points
  13. Twin Kasugas out for the evening
    3 points
  14. Correct on all fronts @AndyTravis Next time I'm going to list a bass with no description and only one blurry, partially obscured, picture and see how you get on! 😂
    3 points
  15. My compliments to Mr @NancyJohnson. This is turning out to be one of the most entertaining threads for ages
    3 points
  16. I played a wedding at a nice venue near Halifax 10? years ago. In our break the Groom asked if it was alright if him and some of his mates used our instruments to play "Like a Hurricane (or similar) by Neil Young and a few other tunes after we finished the second set. At the time there had been a similar thread to the current one about lending gear so I said to the guy who wanted to play my Bass and use my gear "fine but give me your car keys" He asked why and I replied that 'I was unwilling to lend out my valuable gear to someone who had been drinking all afternoon and for all I knew would trash my gear, so I wanted some sureity'. He was quite offended, him and another guest were the Bassist and Drummer from Embrace! I let him use my gear in the end....
    3 points
  17. Not wishing to worry you, but In the interests of personal safety, you may wish to redact your last sentence. Publicly identifying (or even appertaining to) such personas has given some strange and seemingly inexplicable occurrences. One can only wonder how Raoul came to swallow two golfing 9 irons and a boule de Pétanque whilst roof riding a TGV. Why a gentleman would require two 9 irons is beyond reason.
    3 points
  18. I beg to differ. When a bassist did that to my amp, I just got on stage and lowered it. It was that or just or I turned it off. My head is far more valuable to me than their set time. In interest if full disclosure, I had agreed in adv to him using my rig via their drummer, but when he didn't introduce himself or thank me during sound check for the kit share, alarm bells started ringing.I find the ill mannered ones are usually the ones to abuse someone else's kit.
    3 points
  19. Just wait until December when you’ll have to compete for space with the bloody tree!
    3 points
  20. get a headless bass, and start clearing room with it without going out of tune I needed it for survival when my very very smelly guitarer would stand in front of me, trapping me between the drums and wall, and drop the foulest filthiest farts I've ever encountered. Then one day I bought the headless, and I shoved him outa my way with a prod in his back lol,sent him over the monitors lol.
    3 points
  21. Corrine Bailey Rae stood on my foot/ankle as I was laying in Hyde park waiting for Stevie Wonder to come on. She was very apologetic and her security guy was massive!
    3 points
  22. It is painful whenever altruism is repaid with carelesness. But being kind and sharing is always a good thing, for you and for others. I hope this incident doesn't change that side of your nature.
    3 points
  23. The only time I've ever done festivals has been as the guest of a label and have done many pees next to many people. While Brian Adams at Milton Keynes Bowl was somewhat standoffish, I'd say Mick Mars from Motley Crue was an absolute delight; Motley had just opened the Monsters Of Rock show at Castle Donington and we urinated freely together in the backstage area minutes after he'd come off stage. He was still in his stage clothes. He actually opened the dialogue with a cheery 'Hey, how are you?' thing while I was already at the trough. We discussed Roy Thomas Baker's remix of Too Fast For Love.
    3 points
  24. Now WITHDRAWN High quality Tune Bass Maniac 4 string bass. MIJ in 1986. The bass maniacs were the originators of the whole Ibanez SR and Nanyo SGC shape basses. I bought this bass from its first owner 3 or 4 years ago. Very high quality MIJ bass. 2 piece Ash body with a massively thick quilted maple (I think) top. Neck is skinny, 3 piece laminated maple. Tuners are original and of high quality. Total bass weight is an extremely comfortable 3.3kg. It has a brass nut. Frets show almost no wear, which is incredible. Not sure what they are made of. The neck is straight and true with no significant dings or scrapes. Plays very nicely indeed. The Tune preamp has been removed (I am not a fan of Tune electronics anyway), and has been replaced with passive wiring, giving you volume for each pickup, master treble cut and a master bass cut. It works really, really well actually. Played acoustically, the bass is very resonant and a testament to its build of the highest quality woods. The bridge is the standard massive MIJ Tune affair. Now we get to the pickups which you will have noticed instantly. Built originally as a PJ (these are not the original Tune pickups - again I think these are better than the originals, despite being "no-name" pickups) I have routed a new socket for the DG part of the P pickup to be mounted on the neck side of the EA part, to make it a reverse P pickup. IMO it sounds much better and balanced this way as originally the DG part of the P pickup is too close to the bridge pickup for me, sonically. In the original DG rout is half a cheap P pickup to make it look nice. You could obviously easily swap it back again to the original "standard" P orientation if you wanted. The DG P pickup rout is admittedly not perfect with a little bit of lacquer chipping around the edge but you have to look relatively close to see it. I have also put a small rosewood thumb rest to give you a bit more option in thumb placement as the P pickup is slightly too near the bridge for my ideal hand placement. The general finish of the body is still wonderful for a 33 year old bass. There are a few small dents which I have tried to show in pictures but overall the impression is of a pretty tidy bass. THe bass sounds absolutely wonderful and the neck is just a dream for me. However, I am selling it as I just can't get my right hand comfortable on this body shape whatever I do. Ergonomically it just ain't gonna fit me. I now also have too many basses so something must go. Make no mistake this is not at all comparable with the MIK Bass Maniacs or the SGC Nanyo Bass Collection range and is much higher quality. This is a difficult bass to price as it is high quality but is rare and is quite altered from original. I think £225 posted in mainland UK is a decent price for such a great instrument, and a piece of history to boot. Payment by cash or Paypal gift please. Please see my extensive feedback here too. If you want to come and see it, I live near Southampton. Price would be a bit less for collection.
    2 points
  25. <<< NOW SOLD >>> Shuker 4 String Custom Jazz Bass: Cocobolo top on Mahogany body EMG Jazz pickups 3 Band Sweepable EQ Controls are: Volume, Pan Stack Knob 1 - mid Frequency Range + cut/boost Stack Knob 2 - Base & Treble Shaller Untralites Fitted Shuker case included Weight 9 lbs Beautiful Shuker bass in excellent condition. I've owned it for a few years, though am playing my precision mostly and also have a custom order to pay for. I'm based in Pinner Middx. close to Pinner Tube and your welcome to drop in and try it. Price is £875 any can include courier within UK Add £20 for courier within EU I’m just looking for a sale on this one, thanks you can see pictures of this bass on Jon’s website: http://shukerguitars.co.uk/j-bass/
    2 points
  26. As of July 31st sold... With a heavy heart, I must move on my beautiful natural Aria SB1000, almost as new condition with no obvious marks or scuffs. Happy to send by courier, at cost to me. Apologies, but would prefer a UK sale having had a rather bad (and expensive) experience a couple of years back. Comes with a sturdy flight case. Currently being advertised on Ebay for £850 - so £50 off for fellow basschatters!
    2 points
  27. I nearly got hung, drawn and quartered for criticising Stand By Me. Plus on eth original teh bass is mixed so low it's barely audible, it's only covers that have it dump-te-dumpting.
    2 points
  28. Last night we did a 60th birthday party for the landlady of a pub we played about 3 months back, it was in a barn, on a farm, in the wild depths of South Bucks, adjoining field for car parking and camping..there were a few there Hog roast and free drinks all night, nice, but 1 x 13amp power lead and no lights in the barn meant many nervous glances regarding taking out the power...but all good. Polite, but very appreciative audience until about halfway through 2nd set, when suddenly EVERYBODY decided they wanted to dance, including the 83 year grand matron of the clan, we ended up doing a 40 min encore including many songs we had already played but no one was oiled enough to dance to 1st time round. Absolutely brilliant night, and we got a couple of taps for future gigs as well. Breakdown was...interesting as we had to use car headlights to illuminate the barn once we had broken down our lights, people were still dancing in a field with cows when we left...I love my life!
    2 points
  29. Whilst I personally would not cast doubt on the late Raoul's status (since I value my long term well-being), the TGV roof riding incident raises many unanswered questions and few answers about his standing. Clearly Raoul could afford the TGV fare, in fact if the Marseille commérage is only half true, he could have purchased a TGV. So why did Raoul feel the need to wear handcuffs on each hand attached to the pantograph? What was the significance of the ample amounts of foie gras on the soles of his shoes? Why was he unshaven at that time of day? One might suspect foul play by other parties.
    2 points
  30. So, the couple of minor OMFGs for me were... I'm at a gig in a club in Manchester to watch Pete Shelley (then solo following Buzzcocks going on hiatus) and I'm standing close to the sound engineer at the mixing desk. A little while later two sharply dressed guys come and stand next to me for the whole gig and they have two big heavies keeping everybody else at a distance. It was Paul Weller and Bruce Foxton from The Jam. Back when I lived in Highgate whilst studying at University College London, I'd go drinking with fellow students in the local pubs and one night was in The Angel Inn with a few mates. We spotted Graham Chapman (of Monty Python) who was a regular and was with a small crowd of young men (yes, well...). We try our best not to start talking in loud Pythonesque comedy voices when in walks this chap in a very smart suit indeed, walks over to join Chapman's group and I'm thinking he looks really familiar... then I twigged that it's only Keith Moon!
    2 points
  31. I still think you may be looking for a solution to a problem which in practice doesn't exist. So long as the OP isn't running a 1000w full tilt, I think he'll be happy with the combination, which whilst maybe scientifically imperfect, does work incredibly well! I run mine with an Eich T900 at up to 50% on the master happily. Just be sensible and listen out for strain from your cabs, as always.
    2 points
  32. Got there...! I'll know next time to get these in place before I do anything with the body...two might have went slightly too far in to be honest, but I'll try sand the wood flush around those.
    2 points
  33. Please say that is not a euphemism or the new auto correct
    2 points
  34. A veritable cad, sir! And probably a bounder to boot! Certainly no gentleman, and worse... ... a golfer! *shudders with horror*
    2 points
  35. It is the height of vulgarity. But then again, no gentleman would ride the TGV, within or atop. I think we can all agree that, whatever other qualities he may have possessed, the late, unlamented Raoul was no gentleman.
    2 points
  36. No, luckily guitarist is a capable singer too so he does all backing vocals. I just get to swag about with my pink Yamaha 😉
    2 points
  37. Gigging days were long gone, not so long ago - go on son, go balls deep!
    2 points
  38. I haven’t enjoyed gigging for a while - well, I haven’t gigged in a while... But, prior to the Hiatus (while we got used to our youngest Daughter and her level of need - a very bleak prognosis has actually ended up much better than hoped; odd heart attack inducing trips to hospital every now and then) I hadn’t enjoyed the covers/function/wedding gigs I had done. So, on the 18th of August, the new band has a gig. All songs are from ideas I provided to the singer (I’d been in a Motown band with this guy until i “quit” music). It’s all really bass heavy, really funky...and after a second studio session yesterday, I’m kicking myself for writing such mad baselines. I now have “i’ll F*ck this gig up” in my head... A weird mental block to have as I’ve played big festivals, big venues all over the show in the past...I suppose it’s because it’s heart on sleeve time - and it’s all so oriented on the bass...
    2 points
  39. Although the spec sheet says the Mooer can handle speakers they don't say how much power (amperes through the switches) it can take before it explodes. It's probably fine for low wattage guitar amps however I doubt that it can take 500-watts from a bass amp. I would contact them and ask what the upper limits are. In answer to point 2, I've never come across a speaker level mixer. If you are running a bass amp at a modest 200-watts and you want to attenuate that by 50% then 100-watts is going to be absorbed by the attenuator/volume control which means it will get very hot. Think about how hot a 100-watt tungsten light bulb gets. There are such devices for guitar amps such as these (https://www.thomann.de/gb/attenuators.html) however they will not handle bass amp power outputs. As I said previously the simplest, easiest and cheapest solution is to run a second power amp/bass head in parallel with your bass head. Not what you wanted to hear but I hope it helps.
    2 points
  40. Had a gig in our regular monthly pub on Friday, and it was the first after we resumed practicing, the guitarist got an evening job so we hadn't had any practices in months, but now he has lost it. This was the first time we were going to do 'feel it still' with me singing. We learned it about 4 months ago but hadn't practiced it since so I was beginning to forget it again. When it came up to doing it we were in all the high energy songs so I was a bit nervous and said to the frontman that we should skip it, but he insisted it would go down well, so we did it and it went down very well. This means that all the songs I sing go down well. If I was more arrogant i would assume that means I am a good singer, luckily I know it is just because they are good songs and people are more tolerant of singing in a live band!
    2 points
  41. no rotosound is possible alarm bells guys ,,, well ? its best to visit just to see if TLGBS is still viable ,, whether it is evolving into a U.S style NAMM if not it was great going to TLBGS over the years from around 2011 ,, in years to come people will back with pride to say i was there when bass players ruled
    2 points
  42. I remember a bassist in another local band coming up to me a bit worse for drink and telling me how much he respected me for standing my ground against the rest of my band and persuading them to let me use a wireless kit and get out at the front with my foot on the monitor, as he’d tried to have that conversation and been told the answer was ‘no’. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that no such conversation had ever taken place in our band and I’d actually be more likely to get told off (jovially, of course) for just standing there at the back and not putting on a show! Maybe if I had a mic set up for backing vocals and/or constantly needed to do the pedalboard tap-dance I’d stay a bit closer to my starting position, but as it is I don’t even feel the need to stay on the stage all the time. Get wireless, go walkabout, throw a few shapes and take up some space! 🙂
    2 points
  43. We have a boat cruze gig on Lake Michigan tonight. Join Maple Road aboard The Vista King Saturday Night 7/27/2019 9pm - 11pm Milwaukee Boat Line 101 W Michigan St, Milwaukee Blue
    2 points
  44. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for unidentifiable basses... I’m useless at pretty much anything else.
    2 points
  45. You know why he's called Slash? He stinks of unrine apparently!
    2 points
  46. My apologies for the typo in my post above. My friend and former business associate Mr Arian (redacted) is neither moustachioed nor possessed of a cleft palate. It is simply the case that those who hail from his particular mountain village of Kukësa exhibit a localised genetic abnormality which causes excessive hair growth on the lower lip. Not below the lip, like an inverted moustache or a goatee beard, but actually upon the lip. Hence, poor Arian has a hairy lip - which is what my original post should have made clear and to which end I have corrected my error. Mr (redacted) is sensitive about this abnormality in part because neighbouring villages have traditionally cast scorn upon 'the Kukësa lip' and oft-times joke about Kukësaians fellating the mountain Ibex indigenous to that part of Albania. To this day Arian feels the whiplash of shame and is not unnaturally prey to sudden outbreaks of extreme violence should he feel he is in any way being disrespected. In drawing @lozkerr's attention to Arian's chief visual characteristic I was animadverting her to the potentially catastrophic outcome of even appearing to notice his lip-beard. The last chap to do so ended up with a K-Bar knife in his eye.
    2 points
  47. People who have faith in the fundamental trustworthiness of humanity, despite six decades of experience to the contrary.
    2 points
  48. There's a good way round this, if anyone asks me to borrow my rig I just hand them a 9 quid DI box and watch the confusion. Sometimes if they've managed to irk me in some other way I 'forget' to put the battery in. Ain't I a stinker?
    2 points
  49. I absolutely get that when it's something you've been doing for years, it's probably quite normal to become a bit jaded with it. But here's the weird thing. This is a new band and we've only just started gigging. We're maybe 6 gigs in (including one later today) and I hate it already. I haven't played in public (or much at all) since I was 16. I'm now 44. When I played in front of an audience in my teens I felt like a rock God! Now it's more slight apprehension beforehand, go through the motions during, and glad it's all over with in the end. Kind of how I suspect Mrs NFF feels about my conjugal visits.
    2 points
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